January 2011
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This guy is TOO FUNNY.
December 2010
Ha Jhon
Me: I quit sex.
Jhon: Yeah? I haven't even STARTED D:
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And it smells like pubes all around my dick.
That awkward moment when Glen Coco gets four candy...
Too funny.
My mom: Aren't you going to eat?
Ray: Oh no, I've had alot to eat today.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Mine: Yours:
Yall ain’t got nothing on me ;)
WatchLaugh My ASS Off
I can't believe myself.
This whole week I’ve been stuffing my face with Rice Krispies Treats while watching Korean dramas.
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❒Taken ❒Single ✔Masturbating
That awkward moment when you find a pube hair on...
That awkward moment when your pee is loud in...
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My Story, please reblog and spread the word!
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I hate how she kept smiling to keep herself from crying…
this made me cry. I don’t know what I would ever do in that situation. I depend on my mother way too much.
I cried.. I just want to go...
Ray says I win.
Alissa: I'm just a promiscuous girl.
Me: Ha I remember you before high school when you were a virgin.
Alissa: Yea I use to be so dorky and innocent. It was when my brother moved out when everything wend downhill for me. I was like "fuck the world!"
Me: And you literally did.
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Ray: There are too many black people here. Can we move to the back?
Me: No, they're the ones who're suppose to go to the back.
EWWWGHHHH!
So my sister’s new friend is over at my house. In walks Ward (my mother’s boyfriend) and says hello to all of us. When he leaves, my sister’s new friend says, “Oh my god he is pretty cute for an older guy…”
WHAT THE FUCK! I ALMOST THREW UP RIGHT THERE!
I'm sorry...
I’m sorry that I don’t have the same beliefs as you, and I’m sorry that I’m just not fit to be in your life anymore.
This is what Bryan said to me... ha!